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READ & DOWNLOAD Sleep Has No Master Jon Konrath ✓ 1 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS Ü Sleep Has No Master Can we tell the difference between our dreams and reality In his latest collection of short stories and flash fiction Jon Konrath dances between metafiction and nihilism in an absurdist world of geek culture where cancer is the latest fashion trend books have been replaced in schools with episodes of Barney Miller time travel is possible but annoying because of the commercials and mutant krillhuman hybrids perform special force. Like any good party it starts off with some old fashioned drug abuse continues with a marathon of scat porn Billy Joel records and impromptu abortions wraps up with drug abuse fill in the blank o philia and Japanese noisecore and ends with an epic shock induced enema Published just last year Jon Konrath s Sleep Has No Master is well on its way to becoming the family friendly feel good sleeper hit of 2013This book includes a rather lengthy disclaimer at its outset because apparently we need warning labels for everything now and if our own idiotic self destructive impulses re fiber supplements don t kill us first the absurd regulations and endless litigation will This is America at its theoretical worst but given the trajectory of the last forty odd and I mean ODD yearsRooster RepublicBizarro Press was honored to license Princess Di s Mercedes and the Dead Man s ASL Chimp for Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol 2 easily one of the best stories in that collection but just one of many great pieces featured here If you haven t read any Konrath before then this is probably just as good as any fucked up funny ass place to startFor Konrath Knights vs Dinosaurs latest collection of short stories and flash fiction Jon Konrath dances between metafiction and nihilism in an absurdist world of geek culture where cancer is the Knights vs Dinosaurs latest fashion trend books have been replaced in schools with episodes of Barney Miller time travel is possible but annoying because of the commercials and mutant krillhuman hybrids perform special force. Like any good party it starts off with some old fashioned drug abuse continues with a marathon of scat porn Billy Joel records and impromptu abortions wraps up with drug abuse fill in the blank o philia and Japanese noisecore and ends with an epic shock induced enema Published just Goodnight Moon last year Jon Konrath s Sleep Has No Master is well on its way to becoming the family friendly feel good sleeper hit of 2013This book includes a rather A Hundred Summers lengthy disclaimer at its outset because apparently we need warning Cross Laminated Timber Design labels for everything now and if our own idiotic self destructive impulses re fiber supplements don t kill us first the absurd regulations and endless Her Guilty Secret litigation will This is America at its theoretical worst but given the trajectory of the High Risk Affair Silhouette Intimate Moments last forty odd and I mean ODD yearsRooster RepublicBizarro Press was honored to Monophobia 1 license Princess Di s Mercedes and the Dead Man s ASL Chimp for Tall Tales with Short Cocks Vol 2 easily one of the best stories in that collection but just one of many great pieces featured here If you haven t read any Konrath before then this is probably just as good as any fucked up funny ass place to startFor Konrath

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READ & DOWNLOAD Sleep Has No Master Jon Konrath ✓ 1 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS Ü Sleep Has No Master “The George Washington Buttplug” The absurdism challenges and humors readers with taboo subjects such as big budget snuff film cartoons franchised bondage dungeons in airports and hundreds of protestors self immolating themselves because of a nationwide McRib ban Filled with dark humor and outrageous stylings this compilation drifts through a paranoid Kafkaesue dreamscape parodying the information overload of the modern wor. The I m around bizarro fiction makes sense and reads like satire A Promise Remembered like satire

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READ & DOWNLOAD Sleep Has No Master Jon Konrath ✓ 1 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS Ü Sleep Has No Master S military operations in Iran Each story either shows the narrator’s past in a land called Bighikistan or peeks at his subconscious in a series of insomnia influenced dreams and nightmares In the 27 fast paced stories that make up Konrath’s bizarro compendium themes drift from finding meaning in life “Oil Change Introspection Therapy” political extremism “Tree AIDS and the Slurpee Abortion Speech” and sexual fetish. As I was reading this I kept thinking about what Stephen King said regarding Harlan Ellison that you can hear the sound of one hand clapping when you read his writing That is Harlan s genius and it s an idiosyncrasy shared by Jon Konrath a wild and weird talent Well what does the literary euivalent of one hand clapping sound like exactly Sort of like thisI first discovered my brain had above average psionic abilities like that if I stared at Scooby Doo long enough I could telekinetically cause gall bladder cancer in people on the other side of the world I couldn t easily verify this mostly because this was decades before anyone developed a good three phase CT scanner for home use and I wasn t allowed to make long distance phone calls Did you hear itKonrath can t really be compared to any other writers except for maybe Burroughs and Ballard in that he tampers with the fabric of reality with words and makes you doubt your own grip on that same reality as you read his writing The book is funny as hell with the loosely related vignettes taking place in the fictional Bikhikistansic a land where power hungry creationists have outlawed laxatives and men develop onanistic fetishes for gas pumps And that short description only barely scratches the surface of the insanity contained in this book Read it if you re brave enough

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    READ & DOWNLOAD Sleep Has No Master Jon Konrath ✓ 1 CHARACTERS CHARACTERS ß VIVETUMUSICA.CO ✓ Jon Konrath REVIEW ALSO ON is one of those books you need to read all the way through starting with the hilarious multi page disclaimer full of

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    READ & DOWNLOAD Sleep Has No Master PDF READ Sleep Has No Master õ Jon Konrath CHARACTERS ß VIVETUMUSICA.CO ✓ Jon Konrath Konrath has really slammed down some fluid wild stories in this collection I liked it even better than Fistful of Pizza The stories weave around and through fragments of junk and obsessions littering the collective American conscious with relentless speed and seamless ease The leaps are sometimes staggering but as delightful as occasionally obscene or blasphemous In short this is really a good one

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